It's the Monkey Poop Cat's vagina Syndrome.
Imagine you're meeting somebody for the first time and they decided to talk about a Monkey's poop? At first you would be like, "ok if you want to talk about Monkey's poop then I'm all in". It's all apart of getting to know someone and if it's Monkey's poop, then, so be it.
So the next time you hang out they bring up the topic of a Monkey's poop again, and you obliged, because maybe the monkey pooped in their mouth and leave a bad taste. So you listen, because, clearly Monkey's poop is important to them.
Now the third time you hang out, Monkey's poop somehow rears its ugly head, and all you can think about is why can't you tell me something about a Cat's vagina?
Maybe it's just me, but I would think that no one wants to hear about Monkey's poop and a Cat's vagina for more than two conversation tops!
This now becomes a boring topic, what if you wanted to talk about a Cat's vagina and because the person is so fixated on Monkey's poop, you can't get a word in about a Cat's vagina.
This is crazy and if you get what I am saying you will know.
I mean if you are telling me about something that I don't give a Rat's ass about it's like talking about Monkey's poop with me, as I would think my boring story would seem like talking about a Cat's vagina. I mean let it go and for the sake of getting to know someone, talk about ice creams and blueberries. Mix it up a little. I'm not saying you can't talk about Monkey's poop and I can't talk about Cats' vaginas, All I am saying is, if your story has become boring it's probably monkey's poop to me.
Just a little spring humor!
As always,
Sleepless
