What a diffrence a day makes.....

Woke up yesterday morning to the screams of my roommate, I went to the kitchen and the kitchen ceiling caved in and water everywhere. I tried to get someone to cover my shift but that was to no end so I went to work. Only to find out that the basement at my job was overflowing with water from a busted pipe. Ummm...is this a trend? Then I got some bad news about a certain situation, which I will not go into at this time, but all I know is that  a certain someone is A BITCH!!!!. (And that Karma is already knocking on her door and she has done too many wrongs so she is afraid to look out the window...Open the door BITCH!). Made no money last night or better yet as much as I would have wanted to break even...sucks!!! Then around 12:20 am, I discovered that my keys to the restaurant and my apartment were all the way in Harlem.( Long story actually its shorter than you think but I dont wanna go into it). Now I am not that concerned about the restaurant coz lets face it, the manager and owner lives a few blocks away and will be there in a second to protect whats important. I was more concerned about my keys to my home and how I would get in seeing as though none of my roommates where home. Luckily one of my roommates were in the area and I could get her keys to get in. This cost me a $12 cab fare ride which I ONLY tip the poor bastard coz I felt bad for him to be driving me around. (he was very grateful). I finally got home to find that the roof in the kitchen was fixed but there is another spot that is starting to leak. WTF???? I think our landlord should comp our rent for the next two months for the inconvenience, I'm just saying. And with all that happened that day I was finally safe in my bed and ready to pass out when I found a bump in my nose....JUST HORRIBLE!!! Oh and today I woke up and its snowing.....just great!!! January you are not a friend of mine. I hope February will be kinder. 

The Mission is possible

So my birthday is coming up in 2 months and I need a date for it. I mean a girl can wish right. I have been choosing the wrong guys for myself and no matter how hard I try I always seem to end up with the same type of guys. The mamas boys who always tend to be emotionally unavailable, or just liars even though I specifically tell each guy on the first date that I want the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God. Yep never seems to happen. I think I have an invisible stamp on my forehead that says lie to me why dontcha. I cant seem to find  it. Anyways so back on track. I have decided (and solely for your reading purpose only, and not the fact that I am desperate to explore this city with an emotionally available hot man) to let you guys fix me up on blind dates, and in the whole sense of not trying to be selfish I will blog about the dates so you guys can live vicariously through me. I seriously don't know what it is that I am getting myself into. I like adventure so I know this will be fun and hopefully a date for my Birthday!!!! March 23.

I am doing this the "old fashion" way and I have never been on a blind date before so I think now would be a great time....
So here's the idea. I have no preference, color, race, religion or creed. If he is A straight male between the age of 32-40 and is emotionally available and would like to go on a date with me bring it on. I would like the concept of meeting for the first time on the date. I would also like to explore the city and not stay in my comfort zone, so if you know a great guy who likes to have fun and will be around for the 23rd of March 2011, let me know. Set the date up. I am available for dates Thursdays only ( I have a busy schedule and Thursdays will be the only time I will have available. SO HELP A SISTA OUT!!!! Bring on the boys.......
Yours Trully,
Taniesha

Another year, oops! Im older...

So this is twenty eleven...damn! man when did it get to the double digits and why do I still have the urge to say welcome to 2009? This year started off fuzzy but kinda exciting and kinda feeling like great things are about to happen. I mean I am left of the middle to whatever it is that I should have been doing or should have accomplished by now, but I feel alright. I feel kinda crazy and sane at the same time. I feel like I need to be in complete isolation and really not even seeing people outside my job. Then at the same time I miss my old friends and is shying away from meeting new ones. I feel like the ones I use to love I don't have much in common with anymore and the things I use to need I don't remember. So I'm about to be 32 in 2months and a week and why not celebrate that like its everyday? There's so many things I want to do for this year and I want to be wide awake for them. GONE are the days when I am too lazy to think and feel, to show emotions as to how I am feeling. I am sick of those days. I feel human-less and that's not how I want to spend this year. I want to be human again. I think this is the first time in my lifetime I have decided to make resolutions for a year. I think, before, I was too afraid of setting goals like the rest of you human beings. I didn't want to be so cliche, frankly I didn't want to associate myself with the norm. I am still not comfortable being around you normal folks but I also have decided to give you guys a chance. I mean how bad can you be? You seem to be functioning fine with your 9-5 jobs, and your fancy clothes, and the boring social circles of always trying to fit in, always going to the gym to loose that pound or two that is so destined to stay with you for the rest of your life, and I say try eating for a change and stop worrying about the weight you gain. Better yet STOP telling me about it. Oh yea so I will try it the normal way for at least as long as I can endure. It may or may not be for the rest of the year. SHOOT I'm just gonna promise until the end of the month. So let the new year begins and if you don't really understand what it is that you are reading, rest assure you are not alone. This is the ramblings of a tired bartender who wishes the economy would pick up already so people can spend more and I can once again work less.....Happy New Year you suckers!!!