Now I'm sure we all have been through this time and time again.. These are situations I'm sure we get caught in and we just sit there in shock and wonder how the fuck we got stuck. I decided to go through my days and make a list of all the shitty things ppl do to me daily, weekly, monthly or yearly and to keep them in mind, so I will never be caught off guard again.
1. I hate it when ppl interrupt me while eating. I really dont think anything that you have to tell me, that doesnt included any serious matter with my family or close friends, is worth me not eating.
2. I hate it when ppl assume they know you "well" even if they've only known you for a year or less, and they tell everyone things about you that happen in that time frame(year or less), as if to say that's all you. (shut the fuck up).
3. I hate it when ppl pick their teeth in front of me. Thats what a restroom is there for. (1001 ways to gross me out).
4.I hate drunk ppl. (I think im allowed to say that and I mean the ones who sit at your bar all evening and leaves a shitty tip. I mean the least you can do for me is to pay me to listen to your crap. you dont see me coming to your job and talking your ear off.
5. I want to stab extremely happy ppl in the neck with a dull pencil,one that is not sharp enough so I have to do it three times.
6. Boys who like to grab asses in clubs, bars or any where for that matter should DIE. I am very ashamed of your mothers.
7. Crying babies and obnoxious toddlers should be banned from going into public places.
8.Anyone who thinks all babies are cute.
9. I hate ppl who wont shut the fuck up. Yea just stop talking and breathe.
10. I hate bouncers or doormen. They think inside their shitty club or bar is a private heaven.
11. I HATE CHASE BANK.
12. I hate parents of crying babies or toddlers who are immune to their childrens behavior in public..Please stay home with them.
to be continued....
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