"How do you always end up in situations like these, damn I wish I could see that". That's what Daphnee told me after the eventful week I had. It was funny coz I was just thinking that to myself. Often I asked myself why I started this blog? Was it because I really can not sleep or is it for the random shit that I happen to run into daily?
I am extremely exhausted right now but if I don't write this I will forget it in a few days. As I write this I'm still not sure what heading I should put for it because I know as I get deeper into it, the topic will somehow pop into my head....
Can we please just go back to last week already?.
I am newly estranged from a boy, that I have been involved with, for two fucking years. I'm not bitter, just was ready to probably be over it. I hoped! So instead of going home to my bed, I went out drinking.
Note these are actual events that took place in a week of my life, if I wasn't there I would have never believed it.
Sunday May 8, 2011, I worked brunch which sucked. I went into the city to meet with a friend that I have been meaning to meet up with for like a month now. That was lovely! We had dinner, well she had dinner and I had a glass of chardonnay. This ended earlier than I thought so I headed back to Brooklyn. Now you guys are probably wondering why am I not getting to the point. But I figure you have to go through the week just as I DID! DAMNIT!.
Monday I went home after work and slept, good thing though coz that's probably the last good sleep I got all that week.
Tuesday night I had decided to head home after work, you know to catch up with my TV shows, but then as I started to walk home I somehow convinced myself to stop at the Emerson. My convincing argument was that I got off work early (1am) and so I will have a night cap and head home, wrong wrong! As I neared the bar I saw one of my drinking buddy and I knew some Jameson shots were near. As they were and that night ended at 7 am, because somehow I was convinced that hanging out at my friends house, after the bar had closed on a Tuesday night/Wednesday morning, was the best idea yet. Wrong, wrong. Woke up at 3pm and had to go to work, which I was pretty sure I was still drunk for.
Wednesday; the night went well, the pace was great for my drunken hungover-ness. I should note to myself that if I say I am going home after work, it usually mean that I was somehow gonna be home at the crack of dawn, and that's exactly what happened. Tell me why I was at Rope, until 5am, just talking my lip off? Thanks Kevin, I was really gonna go home!..Now I should have known better! Erica if you are reading this, please feel free to Kick me out of the bar at 4am...I will completely understand and my liver will be grateful!
Okay, so alright, I will now get to the good part. Oh I must tell you Wednesdays are usually my Fridays, and for the non-industry peeps, this means that I get the next two days off and so I will call them my weekends!
Thursday I went into the city with Kate to this Live HIP HOP show, which was amazing by the way. Had a blast! But before we got to that. I met up with Kate and before we rode the subway into the city we stopped at the liquor store to get some mini bottles, you know, for the ride. Note at this point there were talks of meeting up and having dinner before the show. SO tell me why we ended up at this bar on 3rd ave where the name and I swear, was called 5 Shots Of Anything For $10? Now I'm sure my fellow drinkers who live and work in the city probably know this spot. Kate and I on the other hand were excited, well a little too excited as we both decided to get the "deal". Partly coz I only drink Jameson and Kate didn't want anything to do with that, so she got her own jagermeister. Now, at this point somebody should have stopped us, well the bouncer kinda did, telling Kim that she couldn't sit in the fire hazard section (now this "section" was at the bar close to the front but by no means a fire hazard) He was just being a douche as all DOORMEN do! Yes I have issues with them because they think that they are standing at the pearly gates and they are God, who is the only one that can let people in. Yea right?!! I can do what a want and go where a please. Anyways we took the shots, me 5 Jameson and Kate and Kim shared the jagers. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you that Kim met up with us! Then we proceeded to the show! This was an awesome show, at which by this time My French Friend who was in town on business, got caught up!. Now it seems like this night was never gonna end but it was still pretty early 9pm. I left the spot at around 11pm in search of food. I didn't find what I was looking for and so I had pringles and chips and a bottle of champagne and some beers. Now you would think that this would have been enough and the night should have ended, but, wrong, wrong! It was by now midnight and I had the best idea yet. We needed to do some pickle back shots.. Note some of the nights events will be omitted due to privacy. Needless to say we went to Whiskey Town and had us some pickle back shots and took some photo booth picture and at some point I LOST my friend and I went home to my bed. Thank god I am only a ten min cab ride from the city!
Now its Friday, and I slept in a little, until about 4 in the afternoon. I then texted Daphnee who's evening sounded like the evening I wanted to shared in, so I went to Queens. Now if you know how far Queens is from me you would have called it a night. But no, I wanted to hang out with Daph. We haven't seen each other in min and needed some girl time! Girl times are great, that's when we bust out the vino and talk about the guys we hate to love and the ones we can't stand, the ones we which were never born and the ones we wish would just drop dead and so on and so forth. Yes I did eat! We went to a great lil restaurant down the street. We ordered a bottle of wine and proceeded the night. This was one of those fun night that I think ended at 3am. I had big plans to stay in Queens, and in bed I was, until my friend called me to join him in the city! So I went all the way to the Gramercy Hotel! We opened a bottle of champagne and once again the night was blurry.
Saturday I definitely knew I woke up drunk and had to go to work. So you know your still drunk the morning after, when the cab driver told you you smell like "drink". He said, "you drink?" I told him yes I was last night. He said, "it too much, too much, I can't take you". Seriously? Who gets kicked out of a car for smelling too much like alcohol in NYC? Everybody is drunk or has been drinking at SOME POINT, in a cab, in NYC! I am pretty sure he didn't want to take me to BK during rush hour. I was shocked but couldn't even put up a fight because then I had just enough time to jump in another cab and hightailed it to Brooklyn to get to work. Drunk and pumped I got to work late( only 11mins). Only to find out that I will be pulling a 12 hour shift of which my manager forgot to tell me! Fuck my life. I am gonna be drunk, then hungover, and won't be going to sleep until 5am. Boy was I WRONG! After work I got a text from my friend saying that there is a party in his room. Now any normal human being would say no, but I am not normal nor do I want to proclaim to be and so I took a cab, in the rain, and probably got there around 5:30 am!. Now this is where the plot thickens and the highlight of my weekend began.
Now Sunday morning, at 5:30am, when all the rest of the world is asleep, I happen to walk into my friends room on a threesome that was just about in progress. Now once again, any normal person would leave, but I am not NORMAL and I have now become a blogger and I needed material for my blog (this is not an excuse lol), so I stayed. I opened a bottle of Johnny Black, sat on the couch pull out my pack of smokes and enjoyed the show. Now, these are some of the most loving people I have ever met and they were very accommodating to me, but this was like watching a car crashing and you just can't look away because you wanted to see if there were any survivors to call 911 I guess. I was tired so it felt like I was in an alternate universe. I don't watch porn period. Not my style. I am sort of an instant gratification kinda gal. But the things that I saw that night was very surreal to me and it just made me think that you really don't know a person until you see what they do in the bedroom. AND YES I REALLY DO NEED A REALITY SHOW for the things I happened upon and in writing they get lost in translation. No I didn't participate, not my style either, well actually I did because I was in the room watching and drinking and listening to the music. I am not sure of what it is that I can actually blog about, because I don't want them to shut my blog down for being too explicit, but I have to tell you I always happen to be in the right places at the right times. Now bare in mind I am a pastor' s daughter and I try to live my life as free as possible while still holding on to my values. I, however, like to go out on a limb every once in a while to see how far I can go before it breaks. I will not go into details for the privacy of the people involved, but I have to tell you I was in shocked the whole day Sunday and well into Monday! Now I am not one to judge, and to each their own, and I am sure I am gonna take away some beautiful friendships from this experience. At first I felt a little dirty just for being there and watching, but after I spoke to a few friends about it, I felt better. This is apparently a fantasy for a bunch of people I know! Everyone, at some point, would love to walk into a room and have front row seat to a threesome. Some would even be glad to participate. I remembered all I could think about was how grateful I am to be blogging at this juncture in my life, and thank you guys for bringing on the new material! I, at some point, fell asleep and was awoken the next few hours by more sex and dancing. So I did the next best thing and ordered some breakfast and champagne for mimosas. Too bad they forgot the o.j. and so we had eggs, sausages, toasts, and bacon, with champagne in martini glasses. Fancy huh?. My gay friend, the other non-participant for obvious reasons, who is as delightful as he is beautiful, claims that he Loves sausages, to which I responded, no pun, right? And to top off the Alice in wonderland night I had, I was downstairs sitting on the curb and smoking a cig, in front of the hotel I had obviously just witnessed the most jaw-dropping, open mouth threesome, (told you 2011 was gonna be a great year ha ha), I happened to look up and SUE SYLVESTER was walking into the same hotel!. Come on I am never star struck but it was Jane Lynch! She waved and continued into the hotel. HMMMM I wonder if she is gonna stay in my friend's room, after all it was a penthouse suite and he was checking out that same day!
