Today was a day that could suck but actually was a perfect day...I came to the conclusion that I am in fact A.D.D. Yes I said it! So on any given day if I space the fuck out on things that may be important to you, well then just blame A.D.D. Perfect example on my way to work, like literally in front of the restaurant door, I discovered that I don't have the keys to open the door. The keys were in fact with my roommate who happens to be in Westchester. What did I do? I spaced out and then when I came to I made a few phone calls and undoubtedly I was in the restaurant and hour and fifteen minutes later...Funny! anyways Did I tell you that I got CUSSED out by Jeffrey Wright, who btw happens to love coming to my bar on Mondays to watch the game. So there I was watching football, because I have to, seeing that its Monday night and that's my shift, with Jeffrey Wright. Just us two. and I didn't know he was a fan of the redskins coz I mean I don't know the guy I just knew him from TV and the many times he stops in the bar to annoy me! ( He is a wonderful actor....and I think some people may think he is a lovely guy) but my first encounter with him was him not tipping me so from then on, NOT A BIG FAN! Not to take anything from him though ( and once again A.D.D. kicks in) anyways where was I? let me scroll up. So yea BEST GAME EVER TONIGHT! Micheal Vick was on his game tonight and he scored a touch down in the first few minutes of the game, which I was in awe of, so I started to big him up and saying how wonderful he was. Well after 4 touchdowns in the first quarter of the game and the Eagles leading 28-0. Jeffrey Wright started to condescendingly asking me if I knew what was happening in the game. So I said ummm the guy threw the ball and the other guy didn't catch it. He said to me, really, see you know nothing about the game and yet you're here cheering and laughing. I was like honestly I really don't know this game seeing that I am Jamaican but I am actually watching it so I think I am allowed to cheer for the things I am seeing in front of me. Then he proceeded to EDUCATE me on what was going on and I couldn't care less so he gave me this sad story about how Donovan Mcnabb was the one who told everyone to give him a chance so that he could be back on the eagles. To which I responded "ummm yea and with that chance he is taking it to kick his ass" I thought it was funny so I am now taking a moment to laugh. He he. So needless to say Jeffrey Wright Chill The Fuck Out. Its just Football.One thing for sure though he did tip me this time so yea Jeffrey you can come hang out with me any day. ha ha.You are a fabulous man who gets a lil heated when your team is not winning. Umm I wonder how he will do at the Oscars coz I know he is gonna be there one day. I guess only time will tell. Man I cant wait for Adrian Grenier to pop in and watch football with me.(YUMMY)!!! For him I will watch the damn game any day of the week. Actually I will enroll into football lessons. he he He only lives 2 block down. So until then I guess its back to watching it with Jeffrey. See you next week Monday and please a lil nicer attitude will be greatly appreciated. LOL
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