So as funny as it seems my new job is awesome. Yea I work somewhere else too. Anyways the night started off as such, with not much to do and then it picked up. Luckily, coz I was starting to think that my bed was sounding better. So these lovely ppl came and sat in front of me. They were very nice and very sweet. They were all paired off. Three girls and three guys, so much so that at one point all of them were making out. I mean I'm sure its every bartenders dream to have ppl just making out in front of us (not). Its weird coz its always at the service station. Anyways they were doing great dancing and singing having a great time, drinking. There was this one couple who seemed to be very much into each other. ( I will now call them Sally and Ian) This was going on to the point were they were making out and Sally was standing up on the bar stool ( I guess coz she wanted to give Ian the full length of her tongue). The bouncer had to come over and tell Sally that the bar stool is for sitting only. Ha ha ha ha. To which at that point Ian gave me a look as if to say "what is wrong with Sally"? I shrugged it off coz you know, they were loving. I mean I didn't mind them, they were drinking and Ian even though British was tipping me quite lovely, so yea they coulda stayed and make out the whole night. Now the plot thickens, I came back from the kitchen only to find Sally with an OMG! look on her face and Ian was no where to be found and the other dude was like "no way" and sally was like "yea dude totally". So I said umm is there something I can do to help and Sally was like "You know that guy that I was here with? He totally left me in BK". I was like that's not possible he is probably outside smoking and she was like "nuh-uh he doesn't. He just said to me that its late and he has to be up early and he has to go (this of course in his cute British accent). Omg its like our first date"!. I was like hold on a sec, you were on a first date, tonight, like literally right this minute with Ian? Sally said "yes we were out for like six hours tonight" and she responded saying the worst part about it was that "I was kinda gonna have sex with him tonight". This, still with the OMG look on her face!!! I couldn't helped but laugh, the other guy couldn't helped but laugh. He later pulled me aside and proclaimed that he wasn't in any way calling her a ho, but that statement was priceless. Ha ha ha ha. So Sally was bewildered, her lil friend (I will call Jen) was pissed. She actually went outside to cuss him (Ian) out. Ha ha OK, the rational person I am, I had to look at both sides of the story. I mean I wasn't quick to call Ian an asshole (even though he did an asshole thing) But Sally should know better, come on she is 26 ( and according to her "I am too old for this shit"). OK so the icing on the cake came in the form of a Text message sent from Ian (33) to Sally stating that "he (Ian) didn't appreciate her friend (Jen) coming outside to cuss him out and threaten to "punch him in his face" after he had already said goodbye to everyone. Also these are not the type of ppl he wants to be around. Ha ha ha ha, at that point I was really cracking up and thinking I was gonna be punked or something to the sort. But there was no Ashton and the crew. OK now Sally turned to me and said "Is White Castle still open" So I said yes its 24hrs. Sally Hi-fived her friend Jen(who cussed out the guy) and said yes I am so hungry and he didn't even take me to dinner. At that point I had to leave parting words with Sally. I said sweetie come on you should know next time that if you agree to a date then it should involve dinner and please don't make out with someone until the second date, and this should ONLY apply to you.They left with Sally saying " I can't wait for tomorrow to tell my bestie all about my night and of course to respond to the text from Ian (because I am too tired and drunk and hungry right now)".
P.s nobody's real names were used in the making of this blog. I don't know these ppl I saw them for the first time tonight. I only hoped to God they (Sally and Ian) didn't meet online. Sally went on that night to get her some White Castle and Ian went home that night to a different girl waiting for him in his bed. Jen danced the night away and is still swearing that she didn't threatened Ian. Jen boy is still laughing about the events of the night and cant wait to wake up in the morning to tell his friends about Jen's whoring friend. I was satisfied because they tipped me well and I got a blog to write from them. Ha ha ha ha.
Off to zzzzzzzzzzz
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